Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
How external is "for external use only"?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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