He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
