yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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