she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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