Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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