Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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