That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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