dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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