they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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