I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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