i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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