This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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