I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
The police scanner is talking about you again....
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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