let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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