On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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