you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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