So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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