Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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