So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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