so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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