Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
It's shark week go big or go home
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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