Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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