Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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