Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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