that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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