Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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