Having a random hookup so left but love u
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Randomize
