I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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