do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
did you just send me my own nude
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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