Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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