maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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