"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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