Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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