You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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