I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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