I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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