Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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