Your tits are I can't wait for
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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