hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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