Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
