nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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