My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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