I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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