What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Can I color on your dick again?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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