Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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