drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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