one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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