i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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