I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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