I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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