ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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