Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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