She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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