hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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