I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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